it wasn't lemon gatorade
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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