I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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