just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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