Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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