so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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