She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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