Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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