just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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