hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My ass is underappreciated
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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