i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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