While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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