So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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