but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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