it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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