If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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