He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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