Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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