Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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