I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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