My hand turned me down
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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