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he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Damn victory sex feels great
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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