return my video game
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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