i think my mom watched the whole time
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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