she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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