She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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