Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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