Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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