Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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