I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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