they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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