i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
