That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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