is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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