Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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