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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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