there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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