every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Randomize
