The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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