actually, I'm a sock model
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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