I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Houston, we have a blender
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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