If that was your dad, he is hot
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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