Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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