Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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