dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think I am morally bankrupt
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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