Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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