Christians are straight up FREAKS
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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