I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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