apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
