I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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