people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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