let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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