I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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