i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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