Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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